It stinks when...

... you've officially watched every episode of your favorite tv show.
... the gum you bought is not the flavor you thought.
... you shrink one of your favorite shirts.
... you miss someone.
... you run into something and get a big bruise.
... you can't sleep.
... you forget some one's name.
... you feel alone.
... you realize your car is low on gas.
... someone calls you boring.
... someone calls you OLD.

After the day I've had,
I'm afraid to dye my hair.