This morning, Matthew and I discovered a great travesty... for the stockings were no longer hanging on the mantel!!!! In our complete shock, we devised a plausible explanation...
See there's this guy called the anti-Clause.... basically he's like Santa's evil twin... maybe you've heard of the anti-Christ... well this is the same idea, only it pertains to Santa instead. The anti-Clause has a black beard, wears a green suit, and drives a flying Lime Green Corvette... he also likes to sing the song "Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer"... (I seriously think the man is obsessed with death...) Instead of leaving people presents, he TAKES them. See he takes all the stockings, all the presents, and tosses* the cookies. Santa has elves, but the anti-Clause has no one. This dirty character works alone.
So if you get food poisoning this Christmas, there is someone to blame. If things mysteriously disappear, there is someone to blame. If you find the gingerbread men you decorated with care and precision bonded to your wallpaper, there is someone to blame. If your Christmas has been here by ruined as you've known it, now you know who to blame... the anti-Clause.
(*tosses the cookies against the wall)
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Have your gingerbread men bonded to your wallpaper?
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